Microchip for Jesus

Microchip for Jesus
Pink by David Crausby
April 5, 2010
Belief in Jesus is increasingly under attack. Be it the scandals that rock the Catholic Church, the growth of Islam as the dominate world religion, the rising impact of religious scientists who claim the new and old testaments are filled with myths that are knockoffs of earlier history, or general apathy, Jesus needs an ‘extreme holy makeover’. Jesus and Christianity claiming to be the religion of peace and salvation need an input of stimulating energy!

Resurrecting Christianity and Jesus from the deadening sounds of ‘yawning’ is thankfully about to be revealed! For most of Christianity, bibles were rare until the invention of the printing press and methods of mass distribution.  With the advent of the internet and it’s endless array of information, readership of the holy book is reportedly suffering.  The human mind is a wandering mind and if ‘lukewarm’ on any matter, tends to drift off into apathy.  This is happening to Christianity particularly in light of the continuing rise or Islam where Jesus is regarded only as one of the prophets.

Enter modern technology to invent ways to bolster Christian enthusiasm! The device of a small microchip has been approved by FDA (Food and Drug Administration) to be implanted in certain patients to access medical information. Another use is for those suspected of ‘terrorism’, and ultimately all felons. “Other potential applications would put the chips in the role of an ultimate ID, capable of performing many of the roles that are performed by keys and ATM cards.” The use, and what microchips are capable of controlling, is infinite.

There is rising interest in stimulating mass reverence for Jesus and his influence among certain leaders of the Christian movement. To be able to insert a microchip to stimulate a warm, fuzzy, love feeling for Jesus is a way to reach billions of people worldwide for peace and salvation.  The ‘chip’ would act as a stimulant of love ‘feelings’ when ever the name of Jesus was seen or heard, inducing a ‘low euphoric inclination’ to program the mind to seek worshipping, prayer, fellowship and enthusiasm for all things Christian.

The one ‘block’ keeping the chip from mass distribution where ‘electronic control of global energy stimulus would be controlled’ is this biblical passage, which religious leaders are discussing how to circumvent any trepidation and fear:

” . . . and cause that as many as would not worship the image of the beast should be killed. And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: and that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.”
— Revelation 13:15-17


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